WE'RE TRIGGERED.

We identify as awesome/cool.

We take the greatest hits of politics and not-so-popular culture and turn them into fashion statements that are sure to set off the liberals in your life.

We may not be woke, but at least we’re not asleep at the wheel like President Brandon.

COUNTER-CANCEL CULTURE COUTURE.

Designed in Portland, Oregon. Yeah, you read that right.

Buy one, or buy them all. We'll gladly take your sweet, inflated cash.

OKAY, GROOMER T-SHIRT

$29.00

Oh boy! This family-friendly shirt featuring the world’s most famous Mouse is sure to trigger the perverts who are trying to discuss sex and gender with kindergartners.

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THE PRESIDENTIAL PERSECUTION COLLECTION

Talk about election interference! Looks like the Left's latest scheme to take down President Trump is a desperate attempt to slap him with a felony conviction to make him ineligible for re-election. Show your support!

THE BRANDON COLLECTION

We created this collection in the hopes that Joe Biden would feel the same humiliation the American people are feeling under his "leadership". Problem is, he has no idea what's going on.

THE DICKTATOR COLLECTION

Featuring some of the most tyrannical dicks in the world.

THE STRONG WOMEN COLLECTION

There are many strong, stunning, and brave women in America. And then there's these morons...

THE CHYNA CORRECTION

Between the CCP's stranglehold on American business, entertainment media, and politics, it's a miracle we're getting away with this one...